“Can you stick out your tongue and touch … never mind.”

Due to their size, playing tips with horses is both harder and more dangerous than with house cats. Some of them, though, take your comfort into consideration and add fur.

“You can’t see me. I’m a weed!”

✓ Move eyes to the front
✓ Evolve grasping hands
✓ Become bipedal
_ Discover tools
_ Discover fire
_ Use cuteness to lull humanity into a false sense of security and strike when they least expect it!

Unlike their one-humped cousins, bactrian camels offer a choice between regular and chocolate milk.

When playing live-action Go, green often wins over red.

Zoos typically re-align their camels on Fridays so they look pretty for the weekend.

It is quite important to pass your knowledge down to the next generation.

If they don’t listen, just pound it into their heads.

Big protective friends taste like vanilla.

It’s easier to be brave if your friend is with you.

He’s a bit bummed out because he just learned that he can’t join the KISS Marines, largely because there are only two branches of the KISS military services.

“Hmm. Tastes a bit toothy.”

This squirrel just realized how many boards he is going to have to chew to complete that bowling lane.

This sloth is surprised that Pandora chose to play The Cure, Tenacious D, and Queen back to back.

This takin is too young to engage in advanced mathematics and is instead thinking about the systemic kindnesses inherent in the Sanhedrin and Roman punishment systems.

This bunny was watching Hamilton the Musical in the park and got distracted thinking about Hamiltonian graphs and then symmetric bipartite cubic graphs and is now counting edges.