Q: With which big cat should you never play cards?
A: Cheetah

Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger ?
A: Stri-ped !

Q: Why can’t a leopard every hide properly?
A: It’s always spotted.

Q: How does the lion stay the king of the jungle?
A: By maintaining claw and order.

Ha!