Western Tufted Deer

Western Tufted Deer

At some point in history, the following conversation must have occurred:

“So let’s see here, we’ve already got the vampire bat, vampire finch, vampire squirrel, vampire moth, vampire squid, vampire flying frogs, and Dracula ants. What should we call this critter?”

“How about ‘tufted deer’?”

“Yeah, that sounds ’bout right.”