Eagle pondering that an alternative solution would be genetically engineer people to have bulletproof skin, but realizing that such an approach would require funding research scientists, so it won’t happen either.
After you get into a fight with your shadow.
I don’t think bird feet have any nerves in them at all.
African crowned crane who knows that things can be thrown out of whack, but who doesn’t understand how things are gotten into whack in the first place.
1) Avian dinosaurs never went extinct. We just call them birds now.
2) Dinosaurs evolved feathers long ago.
3) We generally don’t know the colour of those feathers.
This Great Hornbill worries that others will learn he bribed his professors in college and blackmailed his way to partner status. He lives in constant fear that his “great” status will be revoked.
Mousebirds haven’t yet invented napkins.
Sometimes I feel this way about America too.
Eagle realizing that today, decades later, he has no idea how much the doggie in the window actually was.
Remember when water was wet?
This owl would like to wish some of you an irritating Hey, Remember You’re Still Single Day, in case you somehow missed all of society’s usual micro-aggressions on the topic.
Sometimes I caption when I am tired. Sometimes I even get too tired to caption.
This caption by predictive text: “This flamingo and I will be there by 5 20 or so and then I will be able to find a way to get a hold of the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy who was the guy …”
I’m not really worried about A.I. causing us serious harm anytime soon.
This fish eagle is puzzling over why so many people on the internet seem concerned about erasure.
With four albums released each decade since the 1980’s, they seem to be doing just fine.
This crow is calling for friends because she’s tired of feeling responsible for causing sorrow to all that see her.
I swear there was a duck there a second ago.
If this bird slams his metal bands together, he is transported to the negative zone and replaced by a superhero.
It never fails. Every bush has at least one that isn’t ripe yet, so you have to leave it behind.
This bee eater is baffled by the fact that despite how long zombies have been popular, we still don’t have a zombified version of “Danny Boy”.
Songwriters, you have two months.
This duck wants grandchildren and doesn’t think it unreasonable to pressure her offspring to devote over a quarter of their lives to create new living beings so this duck can visit them for a couple hours every few months.